Lance

Lance is a free-lance interior designer in Toronto. He often jokes about being an aesthetic policeman, because he heartlessly ridicules all examples of created ugliness. He has a penchant for lambasting fast-food restaurants in particular. Lance was once escorted from McDonald’s corporate headquarters after their executives refused to consider his proposal to install gilded furnishings and silk damask draperies into every European franchise.

Lance is media-savvy, and aspires to produce a television documentary about NASA’s failure to apply aesthetic design parameters into the International Space Station’s interiors.

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