How can peace be achieved in the Middle East?

Ban Ki-moon asked:

How can peace be achieved in the Middle East? ~ Ban Ki-moon (from an undisclosed location)


Advisor Phil answers: First of all, everyone should agree to get along.  In order to achieve peace in the Middle East, people should share, no one should go hungry, and all suicide bombers should learn to set off their bombs when they are alone in the desert. Oh, and gun, tanks, rockets, and all other weapons should be turned into farming implements. Anyone not cooperating should be slapped around a little.

Comments

  1. avatar Kofi Anan says:

    Didn’t anyone check your references? I understand that you can’t even speak French!

    • avatar Ban Ki-moon says:

      There is no need to speak harshly, Monsieur Anan. It should be noted that you were unable to achieve peace during your term as Secretary-General. But you did have nice suits.

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