How should one handle people who don’t pick up after their dogs?

Michael  Asked:

What should be done with people who don’t pick up after their dog when their dog ‘fouls the footpath’? ~ Michael  from Fairfield

Advisor Phil answers: First of all, find out who owns the dog.  If the offending practice continues, toss a few beef boullion cubes onto their lawns on a dark rainy night. By morning, the scent of beef will be deep beneath the grass. All dogs in the neighbourhood will be digging up the reprehensible dog owner’s yard.

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  1. Nice! I like this!!

  2. This is a distasteful recommendation. I think you need to have a conversation with the dog.

  3. I agree with Ming on this one. Clearly the dog, and perhaps the owner, have some unresolved issues relating to the way they percieve the needs of others.

  4. Don’t come near my house.

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